Izinto eziNqabileyo zikaDonald Trump zithathiwe zisitya

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UDonald Trump unokuba ngumthathi mngcipheko ngeendlela ezininzi, kodwa hayi xa kuziwa ukutya kwakhe . Ngapha koko, ukuthanda kwakhe ukutya kufana noko kukhetho lwe-kindergartner. Oko imenyu yakhe isweleyo ngokwahlukeneyo okanye kumgangatho, yenzelwa ubungakanani-kuvavanyo lwakhe lonyango lwe-2019, Ezopolitiko Ixela ukuba iTrump, inobunzima obungama-243 eepawundi kubude be-6 yeenyawo i-intshi ezintathu, ngobuchwephesha bawela umqobo wokutyeba kakhulu.

Owayesakuba ngugqirha we-White House uGqirha Ronny Jackson wathetha naye INew York Times malunga nexesha lakhe njengogqirha kaTrump. Uthe uzamile ukunceda umongameli ukuba anciphise ubunzima, malunga ne-10 okanye i-15 yeepawundi, kodwa ekugqibeleni wasilela ukufezekisa le njongo. Into ebinomdla, nangona kunjalo, bubuchule awabusebenzisayo: ukuzama 'ukwenza i-ayisi khrim ifikeleleke kancinci' kwaye ' ukubeka icauliflower kwiitapile ezicujiweyo . ' Ha! Bangaphi abazali babantwana abasakhasayo abazamile ubuqhinga? Ke, ngokucacileyo uTrump akayena fan weveggies, ngelixa yena kunye nenombolo yakhe echaseneyo uJoe Biden kubonakala ngathi babelana ngothando lweekhalori eziphezulu zokuphathwa komkhenkce. (Kwaye u-Biden uhlala emncinci kakhulu! Ngaba kulungile oko?)

Ngaphandle kokungathandani nokutya okungaqhelekanga, i-POTUS yethu ineendlela ezimbalwa zokutya uninzi olunokufumana lungaqhelekanga. Siyavuya ukubonisa, ngenxa yoqwalaselo lwakho (njengombalisi uRod Serling wakha wazisa isiqendu se Indawo yaseTwilight ), Olu luhlu lulandelayo lokutya okunomdla kukaTrump.

Pizza ngemfoloko, bamba uqweqwe

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UTrump uyayithanda ipitsa-akukho nto ingaqhelekanga ngayo. Ngapha koko, loluphi uhlobo lwe-weirdo olungatyi pizza? Yi indlela utya ipitsa yakhe ethambekele ekungaqhelekanga. Okokuqala, ngokwevidiyo ekhutshwe nguTrump (nge HuffPost ), indlela yakhe ayithandayo ibandakanya ukuyitya ngemela nefolokhwe . Uthi ukuyitya ngale ndlela 'kukhululeke kakhulu,' kwaye ikwatsho ukuba kuyamvumela ukuba asuse umphezulu wepitsa ukuze atye isosi, itshizi kunye nothako. Indlela ayibeka ngayo, uyenza le nto ngenxa yezizathu zempilo, esithi, 'Ndiyathanda ukungadli uqweqwe ukuze sigcine ubunzima buncinci kangangoko kunokwenzeka.' Ewe, yonke into encinci iyabalwa.

Yintoni eyenza lo mkhwa wakhe ungathandekiyo, nangona kunjalo, kukuba kwiintsuku zakhe zangaphambi komongameli wayengumlomo wokuqala IPizza Hut Isandula ukwaziswa i-pizza eqingqiweyo kunye nomfazi wakhe wokuqala, UIvana (nge Youtube ). Ngaba wayonwabile ngokwenene emva komhla?

I-rock-hard steak kunye ne ketchup

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Inye into malunga neTrump eyenza ukuba ii-foodies ziphume ngaphandle indlela atya ngayo inyama yakhe . Itshisa kakhulu ii-bavettes zabo ngendlela acela ngayo i-steaks zakhe ukuba zenziwe kakuhle-njengoko exela ixesha elide uMar-a-Lago butler INew York Times , i-steak evunyiweyo nguTrump 'yayiza kugungqisa epleyitini, yenziwa kakuhle.' Quelle horreur! Uninzi lwabapheki bathi kufanelekile ungaze u-odole inyama ephekiweyo ngaphezulu kwento ephakathi I-135 degrees (yenziwe kakuhle ayenziwanga ide ifike kwi-155). I-steaks eyenziwe kakuhle ihlala yomile, inzima, kwaye iyasilela kwincasa.

Kanye kwimeko yeTrump's steaks, ngenene. Nazo naziphi na izinto ezingacacanga zencasa eziza kulahleka kwipleyiti yakhe, zityibilike phantsi kwento ayithandayo. Hayi, hayi ngu-A-1 okanye uHeinz 57. Umlungiseleli kwi-Trump International Hotel i-steakhouse BLT Prime uchaze umyalelo weTrump oqhelekileyo (nge Idolophu kunye nelizwe UMongameli wayalela i-steak eyenziwe kakuhle. Umtya obudala waseNew York. Wayitya ne-catsup njengoko ahlala esenza. ' Wow, ngokwenene? Isenokuba yi I-ribeye yomthi weDola phantsi kwayo yonke loo gunk endaweni yokusetyenziswa kakubi kwenyama eyi- $ 55. Okwangoku, iserver kaTrump kufuneka ukuba ikwazile ukuhambisa eso sidlo sithandabuzekayo ngobuso obuthe tye, njengoko wenza ipokotho ithiphu entle eyi- $ 100.

Kancinci okwahlukileyo okwahlukileyo kwi-steak

I-steak kunye ne-ricotta

Naxa uTrump esiya phesheya, uyakwazi ukungacingi nzulu ngokunzulu kwindawo yokutya yasekhaya, endaweni yoko ukhetha ukutya isidlo sakhe esiqhelekileyo. Ukuhlamba isitoni Uluhlu lwamazwe ahlukeneyo ali-10 kwihlabathi liphela apho iTrump iye yanikwa okwahlukileyo kwisiteki: i-UK, Saudi Arabia, Israel, Japan, South Korea, Philippines, France, Singapore, Argentina, neVietnam.

Zimbalwa kwezi zitya zingene kuyo nayiphi na into engaqhelekanga - kwa-Israyeli watya inyama yenkomo kunye ne-foie gras kunye ne-curry ebomvu (umpheki odumileyo wase-Israel uMoses Segev wathi inyama kaTrump iphekwe 'njengelitye!'), KwiiPhilippines wayethambise ulwandle e-soy-calamansi, eFrance wayenefayile yenkomo kunye ne-foie brioche, i-soufflé potato, kunye ne-truffle sauce, kwaye e-Argentina, watya i-sirloin eyosiweyo nge-anyanisi ebomvu, i-ricotta yebhokhwe kunye nemihla. Kulungile, ayilunganga ncam ukunxiba - heck, ayisiyiyo nesushi. Kodwa sithetha ngoTrump apha, kwaye ukuthatha 'ukuluma okuthobekileyo' kwitshizi yebhokhwe i-ricotta imalunga nokuzonwabisa njengoko ekulungeleyo ukufumana.

Iigurmet burger zenziwe ngesiqhelo

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UTrump ukwangumlandeli omkhulu we-burger. Yintoni eyinqaba kancinci yindlela eyalela ngayo i-burger yakhe kwi-21 Club, indawo yokutyela apho IBloomberg uthi unetafile yesiqhelo. Indawo yokutyela idume nge-'21 'Burger, ekuthiwa yayiyeyona hamburger yokuqala yesizwe xa yaziswa emva phaya kwiminyaka yoo-1940. I-burger iza kungekuphela nje kweekhukhamba kunye neetumato ezinikezelwa kukutya okukhawulezileyo, kodwa kunye ne-anyanisi eyosiweyo (isikwe ngaphezulu kwento eluhlaza), isosi ekhethekileyo engama-21 (eyenziwe nge ketchup kunye ne-mustard ka-Colman, ngokwe Phakathi ), kunye nokukhethwa kweeshizi kubandakanya iblue kunye ne-cheddar. Unakho, ewe, ukufumana ezi burger ziphekwe uku-odola, kananjalo, endaweni yokutsha kwitreyi yokufudumeza njengoko kulisiko ukuya ezantsi kwityathanga lokutya. Ke uTrump uyala njani i-burger yakhe? Iphekwe kwi-crisp, kunjalo, kwaye yafakwa kolo luhlobo lweeshizi, eMelika, ukuze ubenokubona ngcono ukungabi gourmet, Ukutya okukhawulezayo burger.

Inyaniso, Ezopolitiko ityhila ukuba uTrump wazama nokuba iNdlu yeWhite House iphindaphinde ikota yeMcDonald's Pounder ngeTshizi. Ngandlela thile, inguqu yabapheki abaqeqeshiweyo khange ihambisane nokulindelwe nguTrump, ke omnye wabalindi bakhe kwafuneka enze ukuba uMickey D abaleke ukuze anelise umnqweno othile wobuongameli.

Ice cream emile okwe Mt. UFuji

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Ukuya ku-2019 tweet isuka kuMotoko Rich, Inkqubo ye- INew York Times Umphathi weofisi yaseTokyo, watyhila imenyu yesidlo sasebukhosini uTrump awayezimase ngoMeyi waloo nyaka. Ukongeza kwi-steak, umongameli wayenikwa i-consomme, i-meunière yodwa, isaladi, kunye neziqhamo, kodwa i-pièce de Resistance yayiyi 'ice cream kwi Mt. Imilo yeFuji. ' Okulusizi kukuba, bekungekho mifanekiso, kuba singathanda ukuyibona le ntaba ye-ice cream.

Omnye umsebenzisi we-Twitter, engakholelwa, uphendule 'Ngaba ... uzimisele?' Omnye-ugqirha, hayi ngaphantsi - wabhala, 'Ndiyamazi umntu oza kufuna iMt. UFuji's ... 'Ingabonakala ngathi kukho ugqirha omnye, ubuncinci, obona ubuyatha ekuzameni ukufihla i-ice cream kwiPOTUS yethu.

Izidlo ezili-12 zokutya ngosuku

Iipelethi zeday Coke Ifoto nguGeorge Frey / Getty Izithombe

Akukho nto ingaqhelekanga ngokusela Ukutya kweCoke , ngaphandle ko yonke imihla , nangona isenokungabi sempilweni njengoko unethemba. Yintoni engaphezulu ngaphezulu, nangona kunjalo, ukusela izidlo ezili-12 zokutya mihla le, nto leyo INew York Times ithi ngumkhwa kaTrump. Ngelixa kuyancomeka oko UTrump akaseli tywala , Kwaye ngokwe-Q & A wayenzela Ngeveki , uyayiphepha ikofu kunye neti, okwangoku, i-12 Diet Cokes yinto eninzi yeswiti yokufakelwa, kwaye ayinakulunga.

Enye into emnandi malunga nokutya kukaTrump kukufumana indlela. Ngoku ka Ixesha , kwiOval Office kukho ibhokisi eneqhosha elibomvu elincinci elihleli ngqo edesikeni, Endaweni yokumilisela imijukujelwa yenyukliya, nangona kunjalo, ukutyhala eli lisamoni libomvu ... umngcamli ophethe iDiet Coke kamongameli. Oko unayo ukuba sesona siselo sinxilisayo sibalaseleyo.

Isidlo esine-super-duper esivela eMcDonald's

UTrump noMcDonald Iphuli / imifanekiso kaFetty

Ke uTrump uyathanda McDonald's ukutya. Ke ngoku? Yenza njalo iibhiliyoni kunye neebhiliyoni zabanye abatyi burger, ukuba imiqondiso iyakholelwa. Yinto yokuba ukuhamba kwakhe ukuyalela kugqithisile. Ngoku ka Vumela uTrump abe yiTrump ngabancedisi bamaphulo bangaphambili uCorey Lewandowski noDavid Bossie, uTrump wayeza kuhlala e-odola 'ezimbini IiMac ezinkulu , Mbini Ifayile-O-Intlanzi , kunye netshokholethi yonakaliswe '(nge Quartz ).

I-Mac enkulu nganye ineekhalori ezingama-550, ngokwe Isibali sokubala sikaMcDonald Ngelixa iFayile-O-Intlanzi ineekhalori ezingama-380 nganye. I-McDonald's ayinayo 'i-malteds,' kodwa ngu-Trump-uthetha vuthulula . Itshokholethi enye enkulu (UTrump ubonakala ngathi ngumntu 'ondisusayo') uza ngeekhalori ezingama-840. Yonke idibanisa ukuya kwi-2,700 yeekhalori, ngaphezulu kokuxabisa usuku lonke lweekhalori kwindoda yobudala bayo, ubungakanani kunye nenqanaba lomsebenzi (i Ikliniki yaseMayo ikhalori yokubala ithi uyakufuna iikhalori ezingama-2050 ukugcina ubunzima bakhe; Ngaphantsi kwalonto ukuba angathanda ukulahla iiponti ezimbalwa).

Njengoko uLewandowski noBossie beveza, nangona kunjalo, 'akazange asitye isonka,' esusa ii-calories ezingama-720 zizonke. Kuthathelwa ingqalelo ecaleni kwenyani yokuba esi sidlo sikhulu sasisoloko siyinto yakhe kuphela yosuku- ewe, akenzi kubi ngolo hlobo, emva kwayo yonke loo nto. I-quirky encinci, mhlawumbi, ukufumana zonke iikhalori zakho zemihla ngemihla ukusuka kubusuku bokuqhuba ebusuku, kodwa ke, uDonald wenza uDonald.

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