Umsebenzi wam wokuqala we-bartending, ngaphandle kokuthatha iishifti ngamanye amaxesha ukusuka kwindawo endandiyiyiyitala, I-pub yaseIreland ibhloko engaphandle kweTimes Square . Ewe, loo Times Square. Umdibaniso wawusoloko upakishwe ziindwendwe ezivela kwihlabathi liphela, kwaye bebhidisa abantu bendawo (ekusenokwenzeka ukuba babekhona ukuba babethe iindwendwe ezivela kwihlabathi liphela). '
Isigwebo esiqatha ndisiguqulele kubaxhasi bam abaninzi, nangona kunjalo besingengenxa yelizwe labo lokuzalwa, kodwa yindlela abaziphethe ngayo kwindawo yotywala. (Nokuba bayandicela ukuba nditshintshe umculo - nangona ubungumfana onentshebe, kwaye unesiqhelo saseScotland, amathuba okuthi ewe.) Ucinga ukuba uyinkosi yesizinda sakho sebar? Ngena ukuze ubone ukuba wenza nayiphi na kwezi zinto zingathandekiyo zoku-odola i-faux pas.
Appletinis
Appletinis inokuba ibiyiyo yonke ingqumbo kwi-90s kunye nokujika kwemileniyam, kodwa ndineendaba zakho. Baphumile. Njenge, indlela yokuphuma. Yenziwe nge-garishly (kunye ne-artificially) enemibala eluhlaza i-schnapps eluhlaza, i-appletinis ziibhombu zeswekile ezifihliweyo njengesiselo esidala. Ayisoloko ibonwa ngokude kwimenyu ekhethekileyo yebar, imivalo iya kugcina ngokukrokra izithako ezinamathelayo ezandleni zabantu abangaziyo ukusela (kwaye bathethe ngawe njalo xa ungekho kwindlebe).
Ngaphandle kokuba ukhubeke kumdibaniso wehipster ofumene indlela yokuphakamisa esi siselo ukuba sibe yinto eyonwabisayo, sukuyenza.
ungawuqanda umkhenkce?
Iitayi zeIced Island ezide
Nazi iingqikelelo esizenzayo ngawe xa usiya emgceni ukuya kwi-bar kwaye u-odole a I-Long Island iced tea . Kuqala, sicinga ukuba umgcini-emnyango akakhange ayijonge kakuhle i-ID yakho, kuba u-odole nje isiselo esiqhelekileyo somntu oneminyaka eli-14 ubudala ezama ukuncediswa kumtshato kamakazi wakhe. Kwakhona, sicinga ukuba ujonge ukufumana inkunkuma, ngokukhawuleza kwaye ngexabiso eliphantsi. Ayisiyo combo siyithandayo sihleli ebharini yethu.
Kubi kakhulu ngabantu abangayiqondiyo le bayiyalayo ... so masicace gca. Kwi-Long Island iced tea, ufumana yonke into encinci, utywala obucacileyo kwi-bar ye-speed-rail-vodka, i-gin, i-rum, i-tequila kunye ne-sec triple sec. Yongeza kuloo nto ukutshiza kwekola, kunye nomxube omuncu. Yiyo leyo. Qaphela into engenayo? Iti ebandisiwe. Ukuba uzimisele ukuchitha, iyalela i-bourbon icocekile kunye nokusukelana nebhiya. Ubuncinci uyakubonakala upholile ukusela.
imixokelelwane yokutya okukhawuleza kakhulu
Igazi likaMarys
Ngaba yi-brunch? Ngaba sisidlo sakusasa, kwaye ukwiholide? Ngaba ukwi-bar kwisikhululo seenqwelomoya? Ngaphandle kokuba uphendule u-ewe komnye okanye ngaphezulu kwale mibuzo, Akulungile uku-odola uMariya onegazi. Ungandivi kakubi, ndiyamthanda uMary oligazi. Ihorseradish ... ityiwa yeseleri ... ndizibuza ukuba loluphi uhlobo lokuhombisa endinokulufumana (ndinomtya webhekoni kube kanye!).
Kodwa ndiyazi ukuba kwanevenkile yokutyela eyenza eyona Mali ineeBloody Marys edolophini kuphela inomxube ochanekileyo kwaye ulungele ukuhamba ngexesha lesidlo sakusasa kunye nesidlo sakusasa. Yicwangcise nangaliphi na elinye ixesha, kwaye uyamfumana uThixo Umnumzana kunye noNkskz T wegazi likaMary oxutywe kwangaphambili bakunika iitoti kwiinqwelomoya, okanye ufumana ibartender ecaphukisayo ozibuza ukuba yeyiphi into eza kubanomntu ukuze ayalele uMary Onegazi ngexesha leYure evuyayo.
Udaka olwenziwe ngodaka, daiquiris, kunye neecoladas
Ndenze mna, wena, kunye nabani na oya kuze akwazi ukuba ubabalo, kwaye ufunde lo mthetho mnye malunga nokuya ebharini. Ngaphandle kokuba uyibona iduma kwaye ijikeleza kumatshini onemibala ngasemva kwentloko ye-bartender, ngenxa yothando lweKrisimesi, musa uku-odola isiselo esibandayo. Ngonaphakade. Ukulindela ukuba i-bartender yakho ikhuphe yonke into ekhitshini ukuze ikwenzele i-smoothie yotywala eya kulayishwa ngayo yonke into ephantsi kwelanga NGAPHANDLE kwesiqhamo esitsha kukuphakama kwesimilo esibi.
Ukuba i-bartender kwindawo yakho yendawo ikuxelele ukuba i-blender 'yaphukile' kule minyaka mibini idlulileyo, kwaye uyazibuza ukuba kutheni bengayi kuyilungisa, ndikholelwe, ayingabo, nguwe.
Imojitos
Anditsho ukuba awusoze wayalela i-mojito. Ukuba uhlala kwindawo yokutyela yaseLatin American, okanye ibha enekratshi ngokuziqhayisa kwimenyu yabo ye-cocktail abanayo i-mojitos, ke ngazo zonke iindlela unayo. Into endiyithethayo, nangona kunjalo, kukuba ukuba ukulo naluphi na uhlobo lokusekwa, awunakucinga ukuba ibha izakuba nayo izithako ezichanekileyo zokwenza i-mojito .
Ukwenza i-mojito ngokufanelekileyo, i-bartender ifuna iswekile e-superfine, imithwalo yeelime ezintsha kunye neminti entsha. Bakwadinga isixhobo esikhethekileyo sodaka sokudibanisa zonke ezo zinto kwiglasi yakho, abaya kuthi bazikhuphele ngaphandle ngeramu emhlophe kunye nesoda yeklabhu. Ukuba unyanzelisa ukuba ungomnye wabo bantu abanyanzelisa ukuba u-bartender akwenzele nje 'into esondele kwi-mojito yokwenene' kangangoko banako, lungela ukufumana i-rum kunye ne-Sprite ene-lime kuyo.
IBlue Hawaiians
Xa ndandineminyaka nje engama-21 ubudala, unyaka wam wokugqibela kwikholeji eBoston, into endandiyazi ngokusela yayiyibhiya eshushu efudumeleyo, ibhokisi emhlophe ebhokisiweyo emhlophe kunye nesoda yomdiliya ebomvu Umnqweno omfusa ukuba i-bodega yendawo yethu yayizimisele ukusithengisa. Nangona bendisebenza kwivenkile zokutyela ukusukela nge-16 ubudala, uku-odola kwibhartender yayiyinto eyothusayo, kwaye ndayisombulula le ngxaki ngokuthatha isigqibo sokuba ndikhethe i-cocktail enye kwaye ndinamathele kuyo. Ngesizathu esinqabileyo kuphela ingcali yam inokuchaza, ndaye ndahlala IBlue Hawaiians .
Umxube weBlue Hawaiian we-curacao eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka, irum, incindi yepayinapile, kunye nokhilimu wekhokhonathi oswiti wawumnandi ngobuqhetseba, kwaye wakhwaza wathi 'ndimdala nje ngokwaneleyo ukuba ndingakwenza oku, kwaye ndiyoyika. Faka nayiphi na into eswiti egulayo, enesiselo esibizwa ngokuba sisiselo apha. Iifolokhwe ezi-Fuzzy, isini elunxwemeni, iSloe ezinoKhuseleko ... ufumana umbono. Umgaqo olungileyo wesithupha? Xa isiselo sibiza iijusi ezingabonakali kwimenyu yesiqhelo yebar, musa uku-odola.
ukufumana umtshato
Kwiintsuku zam zokuhamba ngebhajethi, xa ndabona umbala omdaka wejinanappe juice owaphuma kulawo makani e-teeny egcinwe kugcino olunzulu kwigumbi elingaphantsi lowaziyo-ngubani ixesha elide, isisu sam saphazamisa ukucinga kwabo bonke abaBlue Hawaiian endibadlileyo kwikholeji .
Ukudubula okuhlekisayo
Uneminyaka engaphezu kwama-25? Ngaba ukwiqela le-bachelorette? Ngaba useVasgas? Hayi? Ke ekuphela kwempazamo eyamkelekileyo kuwe yoku-odola kukudubula iwhisky, okanye ifoto yetiquila efanelekileyo. I-tequila elungileyo ayizukufuna ukuba umunce ikalika kunye netyuwa , ke sukubuza. Yisukele ngebhiya, okanye i-cocktail emnandi kancinci xa kufuneka.
Ukuba ngenene unqwenela i-Lemon Drops, i-Kamikazes, i-B-52s, okanye idangatye Ukudutyulwa kubizwe ngeendlela ezahlukeneyo zesondo kunye neendawo zesini somfazi , Ndingacebisa ukuba ubhukishe inqwelomoya kwiJet Blue, okanye uzithengele ibhayisekile yomtshato ekhanyayo. Yintoni lo nto? Ufuna ukwazi ukuba unokwenza umzimba udubule ibha yam? Ngokuqinisekileyo, yima kancinci ngelixa ndifumana ibaseball yam ...
Ubisi luyathandeka ngokuhlekisayo aluphelelwa lixesha
'Nokuba yeyiphi eyona ixabiso eliphantsi'
Jonga, ndiyifumene, uphumile uyokulala nabahlobo bakho, kwaye kuya kufuneka unamathele kuhlahlo-lwabiwo mali. Ilungile loo nto. Kodwa awufuni ngqo ukukhwaza 'Andizukucebisa.' Makhe ndikuncede apha. Ezona ziselo zibiza kancinci ebharini ziya kuba ziibhiya zasekhaya (zaseMelika) kwinkonkxa okanye kwimpompo. Okulandelayo sinayo iziselo ezilungileyo -Obona butywala butshiphu emva kwebar, obuxutywe nesoda. Sinokukuhlawulisa ngakumbi ngabaxube bejusi, kuxhomekeke kwibar.
Umbuzo ongcono oza kuwubuza kwi-bartender kukuba 'unayo nayiphi into eselwayo?' I-barkeep yakho iya kukuqonda ukuba ukhangele ixabiso elifanelekileyo, kwaye inokukukhokelela kumatshini we-PBR kunye nefoto ye-whisky ekhethekileyo, okanye mhlawumbi uphawu oluthile lotywala luqhuba ukunyusa ubusuku.
Elinye iqhinga endilisebenzisayo xa ndizama ukungaseli kakhulu kukucela isiselo esixubekileyo, njengevodka kunye nesoda, kwiglasi ende. Andiceli tywala bungaphezulu, amanzi nje anesoda ukuze isiselo sam sihlale ixesha elide. Nokuba yeyiphi na into oy-odayo, nangona kunjalo, AKUKHO nto eyamkelekileyo kwincam, kwaye kuya kufuneka uphuze ngesiselo. Ke thatha imali kuhlahlo-lwabiwo mali lwakho, kwaye ubambe ezona bhedini ngaphambi kokuba uphume ngokuhlwa.
'Nantoni na eyomeleleyo'
Sihlobo, ukuba ufuna isiselo esinxilisayo, yenza iodolo, kwaye uyihlawulele, iphindwe kabini. Ezo ngcebiso ziyaphuma ziye kuye wonke umntu ocela ukuba senze isiselo esinamandla, kodwa akafuni ukuhlawula ngaphezulu. Ukuba uyazi kakuhle ukuba ufuna i-Long Island iced tea, kodwa cinga upholile kakhulu ukuba ungay-odola, yifunxe.
Ukuba ubufuna ngokwenene utywala obuninzi kwiglasi enye, yenza i-martini eyomileyo (zombini i-gin kunye nevodka yamkelekile), kwaye uyiphuze njengendoda. Okanye mhlawumbi iManhattan. IManhattans inomdla, kwaye isibonise ukuba uqinisekile ngokwaneleyo ukuba ungasusa isiselo kunye necherry kuyo. Uyazi ukuba yintoni enye eyomeleleyo? Ukucoceka, okanye utywala othe tye-nokuba yeyiphi na inkcazo yenza ukuba ibartender yakho yazi ukuba awufuni ngumkhenkce, nangona eyokugqibela ichaza ngokuchanekileyo isiselo esibandayo, emva koko sathululwa ngaphandle komkhenkce waso.
Ngamafutshane, funda ngendlela umntu omdala asela ngayo, ecebisa kakuhle kwaye rhoqo, kwaye uqiniseke ukuba unayo i-Uber app efanelekileyo kwifowuni yakho.
