IPasika kaMakhulu wam iibhola zeMatzo zazineSchmaltz eninzi, kodwa isithako esiyimfihlo yayiyiZest yakhe yobomi.

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Iibhola zematzo zikamakhulu zaziqinile njengamatye. Yayiyintlekisa yosapho: incasa enkulu, kodwa bamba imela yakho kunye nefolokhwe. Oku akuthethi ukuba simfumene engamnandanga iibhola zematzo ezenziwe ngothando. Ungathetha izinto ezininzi malunga nomakhulu wam, owayethanda ifama enkulu eyayisakuba yifama yeenkukhu eyajika yajika yaba lishishini lokudlala kunye nelinye ishishini kumbindi weNew Jersey, kodwa awusoze utsho ukuba ii-fêtes zakhe zazingonwabanga. Zazimnandi.

Ikhaphethi ye-orenji-namhlophe ejingiweyo yeshag-eyilwe yaza yakhethwa nguThixo uyazi ukuba ngubani na, ubuncinci yingxelo yabazukulwana, yayiyonwabisa kakhulu. I-vista kwigumbi lokuhlala elisesikweni, elijonge kwibalcony yaseVenice (kumbindi weJersey, kufuneka ndikukhumbuze), yayimnandi. Umthi we-orenji weplastiki, ohluma kwisiqithi esisembindini selinye lamakhitshi amathathu eli khaya? Ulonwabo.

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NgePasika, umnqweno kamakhulu wam wokuphila wawusoloko uboniswa. Andazi ukuba kwakungowuphi unyaka xa wayethenga i-meshuggenah iPasika yeHagada (incwadi equlethe ibali lePasika) eyayinoonodoli abancanyathiselwe kwiintonga zePopsicle, kodwa loo nguqulelo yentsapho yethu iSeder yahlala nathi ixesha elide. Yayisisithethe esigugileyo, esimnandi, nesibekekileyo ixesha. Uhlobo lolonwabo lwentsapho oluthathe lula: ukuba umntu kuya kufuneka adlale igusha (kutheni bekukho imvu?) iincasa.

Ilungiswe kwimbiza yakhe etyheli yeenameli yaseDansk eyayiyinxalenye yesethi eyafunyanwa emtshatweni wakhe, isuphu yebhola yematzo kamakhulu yayilolu hlobo okufuneka ulutye ngefolokhwe nemela-sasiqhula. Iindibano zentsapho azikho malunga nokutya kakhulu njengoko zimalunga nenkumbulo, emva koko. Umakhulu wam, kwiminyaka yakhe engama-90 xa wayesweleka phantse kwiminyaka emine eyadlulayo, wayethanda ukusixelela ukuba wayengakwazi njani ukumelana nesuphu yenkukhu. (Isitokhwe, ukuba unomdla, yayiyinto ayenzileyo ngokuchanekileyo kwengcali. Ndafunda izithako zakhe ezikhethekileyo emva kokuba efile: ityhubhu ye-bouillon kunye nepinki yeswekile. Ndicinga ukuba imfihlelo yayiyi-MSG.)

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Into eyenza iibhola zakhe zematzo zibenzima kancinci esiswini nazo zazenza zamnandi. Yayingamanqatha—nto leyo umakhulu wayesoloko eyithanda. Xa wayalela i-pastrami: amafutha angaphezulu. Wayengumfazi ongazange awuphephe umongo wobomi, umongo wokoqobo. Amafutha.

Ngoku, xa ndizenzela iibhola zematzo, mhlawumbi andisebenzisi kakhulu schmaltz, igama lesiYiddish elithetha ngamafutha enkukhu. Ayikuko ukuba ndinoloyiko lwe-Snackwellian ngezinto. Ndikhetha ukuba iibhola zam zematzo zidadayo zingatshoni. Kodwa ndicinga ukuba wayesazi into okanye ezimbini malunga nokutya, malunga nokonwabisa, malunga negumbi esidibana kulo. Ungaboleka isiko kwaye ulenze libe lelakho. Yile nto ndiyenzileyo, ndithatha iresiphi ekusenokwenzeka ukuba ndandingayithandi, ndiyijija kwi-axis yayo, kwaye, ngokuhlonipha ezo Seders ziphambana nonopopi-ukuhlonipha lonke ulonwabo olunesiphithiphithi esasikade sinalo-silwenza ludada. .

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Akhonto ithi ipasika njengesuphu yebhola ye matzo. Isitshixo kwezi zithenda, iibhola ze-matzo ezinencasa luphawu lwe-schmaltz (amafutha enkukhu), i-seltzer encinci kunye ne-simmer-long-long simmer. Ukuba i-schmaltz ayifumaneki lula kwimarike yakho, buza unosilarha okanye ukhangele imarike yenyama yendawo. Okanye, ukuba unenkukhu esandleni, susa ulusu kwaye uyipheke ngobushushu obuphantsi ukunika amanqatha. Ukuba isidlo se-matzo asifumaneki, khangela ii-crackers ze-matzo kwaye uzigaye ekhaya kwiprosesa yakho yokutya.

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